What I learned today was that not every pleasure stays pleasurable. I’ve been eating a lot of solids like bananas and avocados, and because of that, my poop’s been getting harder and harder, and it makes sitting down into a chore unless you’re into that sort of thing.
Go ahead and try it. See if you like it.
See? It sucks.
So if you hear me crying, it’s not because I’m spoiled. It’s because I soiled.
(See what I did there? Nice.)
BTW, harder poop was one of my New Year’s Resolutions. This is easy.