Saturday, December 31, 2011
Promises Aren't Really Meant To Be Kept
Friday, December 30, 2011
There's Always Something Bigger Out There
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
I Can Get Into Yoga
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
I Hate Buzzers
Monday, December 26, 2011
You Don't Need A Reason To Celebrate
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Giving Is As Good As Getting
What I learned today was that giving is as good as getting, especially on Christmas. I got some great stuff. But I also gave some great ones.
Hot Mama, you’re welcome for the tickets to “American Idiot”.
And Daddy, you’re welcome for the limited edition Air Luke Dunks.
And Wyatt, the accordion was my idea.
Who’s better than Lukie?
Santa Claus, yes, but other than him?
Saturday, December 24, 2011
What I learned today was that Christmas Eve is fun. Lots of fun. Playing with Bryce fun. Having Wyatt open my gifts for me fun. Hanging out with Gram and Grampa and Uncle Shannon and Auntie Nessa fun. Sleeping on their bed fun. Seeing Santa Claus come by for a surprise visit fun.
If I only could have had the bisque.
Friday, December 23, 2011
There’s Cruelty In The World
What I learned today was that violence is everywhere ingredients are. Hot Mama and Daddy took home two live lobsters from the city today and then proceeded to boil them into a hot pot.
I witnessed this with my own eyes.
I can’t tell you what those lobsters said or did to deserve such treatment, but I can tell you I was a perfect child the rest of the day.
Thursday, December 22, 2011
I’ve Got Chops
What I learned today was that Daddy is dangerous with too much time on his hands. He made a stop-motion video of me singing “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”. For the record, I really belted out the Springsteen vocals and I nailed the big man’s sax solo.
Has Zeppelin ever covered a Christmas song? Because you ain’t heard nothing until you’ve heard my Robert Plant impression. Hot Mama and Daddy have, usually at 2AM, when I’m hungry.
It’s top of my lungs good.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Best Friends Are Forever
What I learned today was that I have a new best friend and her name is Sophie and she is a giraffe that I put in my mouth because it feels good on my gums and she makes a squeak every so often which I like because it reverberates down my esophagus all the way into my heart where I have a special place reserved for her, my Sophie.
That I just dropped.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Holidays Are Exciting
What I learned today was that holidays are a big deal, mostly because they come equipped with days off from work for my parents, which means that they get to play with me as much as they want.
I’m the early Christmas gift that keeps on giving. And pooping.