Some Things Work In Theory

What I learned today was that some things are good in theory. Hot Mama and Daddy are attempting something new: trying to get me to sleep through the night.

HA!

From what I gathered through eavesdropping, they planned on letting me "cry it out". Five minutes tonight, ten tomorrow.

Well let me tell you something. You have no idea the crying cards I'm about to play that will make you feel guilty and miserable from your ivory tower.

Here's a sneak peak:

BLOOOOOOOY AAAAAAHHHHHHH RRRRRGGGGHHH!

EEEEEEEEEEE AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GGGGGGTTTHHHHH!

OOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAH HHHHHOOOO HHHAAHHHH!

And, of course...

RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!

So good luck with that. See you in five minutes, suckahs.