I Am Not Immune

What I learned today was that I am not immune. When others around me get sick, the odds say that I'll get sick too, no matter what they do to avoid the situation.

So Hot Mama, believe me. I didn't go on a bender. I didn't overeat. I didn't become bulimic. The vomit that flew out of my mouth and onto your shoulder was just a reaction of me not feeling well. That's all. Nothing more or less.

Also, wipe your ear.