Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Dentists Pose A Challenge

What I learned today was that dentists aren't scary. Wyatt went to see McKell, our family dentist, and it went smoothly. All he had to do was open his mouth. That ain't so hard.

But for me, I think I want to challenge McKell. I want to eat so much candy that he's gonna need to block out the rest of his schedule just to begin. I want to eat so much candy that they'll be inspired to write about me in dental journals. I want to eat so much candy that after McKell fizes me, he'll chide me to not eat any more candy, and then I'll double it, and when I return to see him again, he'll be amazed at how much candy one little boy can take in.

That's how much candy I want to eat.

I just need some teeth first.

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