Thursday, July 21, 2011

It's Okay To Be Detached

What I learned today was that sometimes a little less of you can make you even bigger. For example, sometime around noon, my umbilical cord came out of my bellybutton. It just popped out like the cork from a champagne bottle. But I don't really miss it. I don't know what purpose it served other than to frustrate Hot Mama and Daddy as they tried to put a diaper on me.

But when that little decrepit piece of me fell off, everyone celebrated. I didn't really get it. But it was like I was elevated from a defenseless little infant with a piece of dried spinach attached to me to a big boy who can take care of minor annoyances from his bellybutton. And I guess that's the real deal.

And now my wee wee looks bigger.

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