Friday, July 22, 2011

I Can Get Louder

What I learned today was that I can really get my point across by changing the tone of my voice.

Here's a primer:

When I coo, it's just something for me to get attention.

When I weep, it's a little more. I want your attention, but it ain't urgent.

When I really cry, hey, I need your help yo.

And when I cry to the point where it sounds like it comes from my gut, like a million rueful demons were auditioning for "Madame Butterfly", well, that's just me busting balls. But I could still use your help.

Boob please.

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