What I learned today was that when I have a diaper rash in my bum, I need Hot Mama or Daddy to put cream in it. When they put cream in it, they first have to apply it to their finger. To apply it on their finger, they have to find the ointment. To find the ointment, it has to be in a certain place or else they have to dig for it.
The only reason I’m bringing this up is because it gives me plenty of time to pee on them.