// 365 important life lessons discovered during my first year
Monday, February 13, 2012
Teeth Will Help Me
What I learned today was that the sharp pointy thing inside my mouth is called a tooth. And with that tooth and others like it comes the ability to eat solid foods in chunks. And the ability to eat solid food in chunks means I don't have to eat peas from a jar anymore. And not eating peas from a jar anymore means I won't have to scrunch up my face like I'm in pain. And not scrunching up my face anymore means I can resume being Sir Studly to all my lady fans around the world.
So, welcome tooth. Bring some friends. Let's party.