What I learned today was that the beach is great. Hot Mama took Wyatt and I to Ocean Beach, where I got to play in the sand and feel the cold water and enjoy the breeze blowing into the shore. And I got to watch Wyatt collect seashells, which was funny because I don’t know what he expects to do with them.
Not fun? Sand in my diaper. And sand on Hot Mama’s boobies. And the shark that ate Wyatt’s leg off.
OK, that didn’t happen. Just checking to see if you’re still with me.