What I learned today was that I need to take better care of myself, especially my most prized possessions. Hot Mama and Daddy have been putting a cream on my sack because I have a rash there.
How did it get there? What have I been doing? Who have I been seeing?
That’s for me to know and for you to find out.
Which means that reports you can find on Google that states it’s from a dirty diaper can be considered to be erroneous and embarrassing.
Also, I’ve been touching myself down there a lot.