Saturday, October 29, 2011

Sitting Is The New Propping

What I learned today was that I like to sit. And not just sitting in a way where Hot Mama and Daddy hold me, which is not really sitting but more like being propped up for other people's amusement. But more like I get to sit in this seat called The Bumbo and chillax like most people do - sitting straight up, on my own, watching TV. It's independence like this that will help me get the ladies. They want a man who can fend for himself.

I just toppled onto my head.

Someone pick me up.

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