I Better Join A Band

What I learned today was that ladies love a music man. I went to see Wonderbread 5 in my first concert today and saw how all the cougars in the crowd were responding to the band. And although I'm decades away from being in that scene, I realized that being able to shred a guitar, play the bass, bang the drums or sing my heart out and do it on stage for everyone to see will only help me become a master playa.

Groupies, come hither.